I am generally pretty lucky with the women I meet. I go with gut instinct, generally choosing from people I have chatted to on forums or through email. I now rarely read reviews preferring to go in with an open mind. I am cynical about reviews, often forged and often used to discredit escorts by openly forging them so the escort loses all her reviews for ever. Yes Punternet's review system is open to abuse by those who want to give a girl a bad name.
Well it all went wrong in Shrewsbury, a seeming poor place for a client. I saw there was a Massage parlour near where I was staying, Shrewsbury Massage. I rang them, open to 8.00., but busy till 7.00. No I could not book ahead, just turn up.
I dutifully toddled along and arrived before the time. I was told she was still busy, that there was someone already waiting and that they could not accommodate me. Go away, ring at 7.30.
Rang at 7.30, no some one else was with her and there was another waiting in the queue and I could not be see. No outcalls available. So no here I was already for action and no one to spend some sensual shared time with.
So quickly rang an independent escort and asked if she could come to my hotel. Yes but not until 11.00. OK said I so then had supper and then watched some TV waiting for her. Then along came the dreaded text message, sorry can't make it, family trouble.
Damn what to do now? I am afraid it was open the iPad, and watch some porn already loaded down from youporn and a quick self administered hand job.
So next time I am there, a little bit more planning will be required, maybe I should have gone with my initial thoughts of securing the services of Elite Courtesans or an agency from Birmingham.
Well you know what they say? the five P's...
ReplyDeletePrior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance.
You should have gone with your first instinctive thought. You didn't trust yourself and ended up giving yourself a raw deal.
Hopefully a lesson learned.
Better luck next time.
Anyway.. for all you know, the DIY handjob was a better job than the parlour chick or independent escort.. Thus saving yourself some well earned dough.
Amil x
Some parlours give whoring a bad name.
ReplyDeleteI vote with my wallet on those occasions and never darken their doors again.
Thanks for your comments. Yes I was strangely unprepared. Well maybe not so strange having fallen on my feet in the past.
ReplyDeleteLike when I booked a girl from an agency. Booked a few days before. They rang on the day and offered a replacement. She was fantastic, and I found out that she normally did not escort, but answered the phones.
I won't be going back to Shrewsbury now, well at least not for several years, by which time I may have given up normal work.