BROWN, DARLING AND A DOG

BROWN, DARLING AND A DOG

Gordon Brown called Alastair Darling into his office one day and said, 'Alistair, I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win back Middle England '.


'Good idea PM, how will we go about it?' said Darling.

'Well' said Brown 'We'll get ourselves two of those long Barbour coats, some proper Wellies, a stick and a flat cap, Oh and a Labrador. Then we'll really look the part. We'll go to a nice old country pub, in “Much Something” or other and we'll show we really enjoy the countryside, .......... Oh! And remember not to mention the 'Hunting with Dogs Act'

'Right PM' said Darling. So a few days later, all kitted out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from London.

Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a lovely country pub and, with the dog, went in and up to the bar.

'Good evening Landlord, two pints of your best ale, from the wood please' said Brown 'Good evening, Prime Minister' said the landlord, 'two pints of best it is, coming up'

Brown and Darling stood leaning on the bar contemplating new taxes, nodding now and again to those who came in for a drink, whilst the dog lay quietly at their feet.

As they drank their beer they chatted about how heart-rending it was that pensioners were being imprisoned for not paying the council tax.

All of a sudden the door from the adjacent bar opened & in came a grizzled old shepherd, complete with crook. He walked up to the Labrador lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked back to the other bar.

A few moments later, in came a wizened farmer who followed the same procedure, to the bewilderment of Brown and Darling. People of all ages and gender followed suit over the next hour.


Eventually, unable to stand it any longer, Darling called the landlord over. 'Tell me' said Darling, 'Why did all those people come in and look under the dog's tail like that??? Is it an old country custom?

'Good Lord no,' said the landlord. 'It's just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two arseholes.'

Inaccurate reporting from the BBC

This article appeared on the BBC, which in the last paragraph contained an inaccurate statement.

Cracking Down on Kerb Crawlers


I would like to comment on an inaccuracy in the article written by Chris Robinson that appeared on the 22nd concerning Cracking Down on Kerb Crawlers.
The last paragraph states.

The Policing and Crime Act, designed to tackle crime and disorder, received Royal Assent on 12 November, 2009. It includesa new offence of paying for sex with a prostitute who is controlled for gain, alongside changes to loitering offences, kerb-crawling offences and brothel closure orders.

This is inaccurate. The original drafted law includes a new offence of paying for sex with a prostitute who is controlled for gain. This was changed during the parliamentary reading, to uses force, threats (whether or not relating to violence) or any other form of coercion, or practises any form of deception.

This is entirely different to control for gain. Case history on control for gain covers all escort agencies and brothels, where money is taken, and the agency takes a booking. There was much pressure brought to change this clause behind the scenes from the ECP and the IUSW and many others. If that clause control for gain had gone through, then all paid sexual encounters with escorts from agencies and massage parlours would have broken the law.

Now with the wording which was changed during the parliamentary process, very few women working for agencies, and brothels would be covered by the new wording. Most women working in prostitution are working to make money for their families and children for economic reasons, and are not coerced, but they are controlled for gain because they have chosen to work for an employer. The employer (escort agency is still liable for prosecution, as they have always). Why an escort should be singled out not to have a choice of working for a legal employee is an amazing state of affairs and should be looked into. Appears to me to breach their human rights.

I am glad you mentioned the ECP. But please when you quote the legislation that is about to be implemented, please get it correct. There is a huge difference between 80% of clients being criminal (control for gain) and a handful under the new yet to be implemented legislation.

I hope you correct the article and issue a retraction on this very important point. I expect more from my BBC taxation.

Rachael of Blair Street

I went to Blair Street sauna looking for some solace, I was really quite down for some reason or other. 

Possibly because I was not going to be in Edinburgh next week, and I had to cancel Martin Wishart’s restaurant in Leith.  Modern French. 

Maybe it was because of the idiots in power who seem to go out of their way to harm women in what ever way they can.  If women don’t follow the agenda of those in power, then draconian laws are put in place to protect them from themselves.

The third possibility was the previous evening had not quite worked quite as well as I had planned.  No I was not jealous my friend had gone on to see a client, but I was worried for her after she came back to see me.  She went of home and I was not able to contact her for 36 hours.  I was distraught.  OK she lost her phone in the car.  That night I ate in the hotel and sampled a few glasses of wine, but before I went to seek some solace…..

She Rachael arrived, looking demur.  She has a unique accent, mixture of Southern Irish and Southern English.  I had been intrigued by the accent, and the mixture of upbringing explained all.

She is fair skinned, though trying to tan up with fake tan.  I expect she can’t use solariums, her skin is fair, her hair is ginger and her pubic hair was very pale.  She apologised for not being cleanly shaven, only trimmed when I went down on her.  No problem the fine and fluffy pale hairs on her were a real turn on for me.

Figure wise she is very slim and quite petit, quite small breasts, probably a B.  I would be guessing her age must be 21ish.  Yes dirty old man syndrome,  someone younger than your own daughter.

She was nice and I enjoyed my time with her.  She has worked else where and may be an adultwork.  I shall have a check and report back.

On leaving I chatted with the doorman, asked him about the potential law change.  He appeared pretty clued up, was interested that the last date for submissions of evidence was on Thursday.  He mentioned that Margo had made some amendments of her own.  He reckoned it was going to be an interesting time.

On the other side of the fence

I had an interesting experience today.  At least as a punter watching a lady ply her trade, but not with me.  I had taken said lady out for dinner, her birthday.  As the dinner started she took a call and a booking.  It was very close by to where I was staying, and it was timed so that we could finish our meal together. From my view I was not jealous or perturbed in any way.  I was more interested in her reaction.  As the time approached she became very focused on the job  to come.  Dinner was running late, so my priority dropped and you could sense the excitement and exultation in the air, and the professionalism, was she dressed well enough for the session, (no pretty lingerie as she was out for a traditional date with me).  She 5 minutes before the appointment, plenty of time to get to the hotel.

The long and short of it was I was left on my own in the restaurant, with odd sidelong glances from the waiter and waitress.  Had I been dumped, had there been a big argument.  I admit I was so tempted to say I was her pimp, and that she had gone off to work.  I didn't, mainly because I eat there regularly in that restaurant.  I was though oh so tempted.

Criminalising sex buyers and indoor sex workers in Scotland

I had the opportunity of meeting with Scotpep.  Scotpep were an outreach organisation for prostitutes in Scotland.  Alas their small funding was removed, and probably given as part of a huge funding to the anti prostitution brigade to peddle their lies.  Now Scotpep is a campaigning organisation for the rights of sex workers. One wonders what a transformation to the lives of under privileged sex workers would have been if all the resources given to the anti organisation had been available to them.  Glasgow city council has given 21 million to the stop prostitution now campaign, and they have no idea where the money has been spent.  A Freedom of Information request was made to them, and all that came back was we have no records.  What a fucking cover up.

I spent 90 minutes with the wonderful lady Ruth Morgan Thomas.  She is an ex prostitute and was very enlightening on the way prostitutes work, the networks  amongst different foreign workers and especially the Thai women.  She was also enlightening on the underhand way this major change to the Scottish police bill has been made at the last minute, so precluding all proper debate and evidence gathering.  Scottish democracy is in real danger.

Swiss prostitutes armed with defibrillators

I had to laugh at this at first, but then its a good point.  It is one advantage of well run and legalized brothels.  The health of the clients and  sex workers can be managed in an environment where you are not faced with random closure.

Prostitutes in the picturesque Swiss lakeside town of Lugano are adding defibrillation to their list of services following the death of several elderly punters whose hearts just couldn't take the pace.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/18/defibrillation_service/

Gigi at Blair Street

A quick 30 minute to Blair Street Sauna to meet up with Gigi again.  A lovely French Black women who I had the pleasure to meet the previous week.

Blair Street was extremely busy today.  All the girls were working when I arrived, and there were a couple of other men waiting.  Though when I had finished there was some women in the waiting room.  I must have arrived at a very busy moment.  I hope they do well and make the women lots of money.  They deserve it.

Blair Street and Gigi

I had the honour of meeting Gigi at Edinburgh Blair Street Sauna.  Gigi apparently has worked in Blair Street for almost two years.  I must have just missed her when I finished working with in Edinburgh a while ago.

Gigi is black, and French and from France.  Her parents are from Africa.  She is nice, chatty and we got on pretty well.

Lacy and Hanams

Lacy came over for a meal, so we went to Hanams, a restaurant in Edinburgh.  We started off with a shared mixed platter of  nibbles, hummus etcetera.  I can’t name much of the food we ate. After the meal we went back to my hotel where we cuddled, kissed and made love.   I also took some photographs of ourselves which will be published on her private Adultwork gallery in due course.

Daisy Blonde Escort of Edinburgh

Today I visited Blair Street Sauna in Edinburgh.  I was there a few weeks ago, but other than that visit it has been well over a year.

I chose Daisy, she is blonde has lovely soft skin and is incredibly attractive and slim with a reasonable size breast.  She is chatty in a sensible way.  Lovely Girl Friend, would love to take her out for dinner.  I must ask her one day.  Despite not seeing her for 18 months, she remembered me, and remembered private aspects of my life we had discussed almost two years before.  I know I am nothing to her, but she did make me feel so special by the way she still knew me.

Down in the room, she does a real GFE.  We went straight into kissing and cuddling, and then we launched ourselves onto the bed to continue kissing amongst our giggles of delight.  Her pussy is delicious as I gently licked it.  Finally she came and the shudders in her body and her squeezing my head between her legs was ample reward for me.

Finally my turn to come as I made love to her in missionary position.  Yes Daisy is renowned for her GFE, and she has not lost her touch after 18 months.

Daisy, and Blair Street Sauna did not let me down, and the guy on the entrance really does look after the girls working there, and he know chats to me.